Kill me now

Tonight on American Idol, Melissa did one of the things I truly hate... In the "Getting to know the candidates" video clip before she sang, she claimed that "People think I'm such a girly girl but really I'm like that girl who always loved fast cars" (aka had sex in back seats). She continued "I was always that girl who had the fast, stick shift car" (*ahem*). Oh, what a popularity ploy. I never called her as the girly girl at all, but apparently the way to win your way into America's hearts is to be the epitome of the girl next door and that means having a secret tomboy interior. And making slightly suggestive comments which indicate your easiness.

Despite all that I still like Melissa. She could rock the 80s pop so hardcore (although is it too Simon of me to suggest that maybe any good karaoke singer could do that?). I want to hear her sing Total Eclipse of the Heart like Carrie Underwood did last year. Also, she would never make a song called "Jesus Take the Wheel."

'Nuff said.