Why I Respect Ryan Seacrest

So I admit that Ryan Seacrest has no soul, is sort of annoying, probably sleeps with everything he meets (I have this theory that he has sex with each and every American Idol contestant in the top 24), often wears really bad overly trendy t-shirts, and gets caught in disgusting displays of slobbery. However, this article proves what I've always known... Ryan Seacrest is willing to go to any lengths to get people to know his name, not to mention to get some nice cash. He sold his soul for a reason. He knows that being the annoying, ubiquitous host of everything pays off, in fame and fortune if not dignity. It's like one day, he decided "Everyone in America will know the name Ryan Seacrest" and he did it. He now has an Aston Martin and is probably one of the most recognized men in show biz. What dedication to his craft!

Although to be honest the fact that Ryan Seacrest has a star on the walk of fame... It just shows how you don't have to be a real person to succeed in Hollywood. Being a famous enough fake one will do.