a.k.a. "Baron"

The Donald and his Melania gave birth to a son this morning at 5am named Barron William Trump. The first name has got to be a pun. We shall adopt him as official Stanford mascot, Robber Baron. Also, I'm taking bets now - who thinks Barron will one day fill in for George/Carolyn/Bill/Ivanka as a judge on The Apprentice?

Even if The Apprentice doesn't last until he also has graduated from Wharton (which, btdubs, he will), I hope he guest stars. I would love to see a 5-year-old Trump clone advise firing on the basis that someone "didn't step up to the plate."

People article on the mini-mogul.